Sunday, July 1, 2012

10 Things More Popular Than Congress

1. President Obama (46%)
2. The Internal Revenue Service (40%)
3. The airline industry (29%)
4. Lawyers (29%)
5. Richard Nixon at his lowest (24%)
6. The banking industry (23%)
7. The oil and gas industry (20%)
8. BP during the Gulf of Mexico oil spill (16%)
9. Paris Hilton (15%)
10. America becoming a Communist nation (11%)
11. CONGRESS (10%)

Today's question - Why is the bubonic plague more popular than Congress? I am looking forward to Democratic and Republican ideologues to start pointing their fingers at each other instead of addressing this issue, and I bet this is one reason why the rating of Congress is lower than that of:

1. Burnt toast
2. Venereal disease
3. Dingleberries
4. Dirty diapers (although Senator Vitter might have a different opinion here)
5. Pedophile priests
6. Adolf Hitler
7. Vladimir Lennin (To balance the ticket - LOL)
8. Cockroaches
9. Rapists
10. Slime molds
11. CONGRESS

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