Scott Walker's Impending Demise

From the Milwaukee Journal-Sentinel:

Gov. Scott Walker's campaign has transferred another $100,000 to the defense fund used to pay his pricey criminal defense lawyers in the lengthy John Doe investigation into activities during Walker's time as county executive.

Newly filed campaign reports show Walker's campaign transferred $70,000 to the Scott Walker Trust on May 3 and another $30,000 on May 17.

That bring the total the first-term governor has put in the defense fund to $160,000 in the past six weeks.

State law requires that the campaign get prior approval from donors before shifting their money to a legal-defense fund. Walker's campaign has declined to identify the contributors who OK'd the transfers.

And here is the key to knowing what's up with Walker in Wisconsin. According to Wisconsin law, a governor, or any other public servant in the state of Wisconsin, may have a legal defense fund if and ONLY if.

1) He has been charged with a crime.

OR

2) He is under investigation for a crime.

Any other use of a legal defense fund, such as the one Walker has set up for himself, would be a felony. So Walker can state all he wants that he is not under investigation for criminal activity. The mere existence of his defense fund says that he is lying, but if by chance he is telling the truth, then he has committed a serious crime nonetheless. Either way, he loses.

As I have said earlier, I still predict Walker to win his recall election, but I am now certain that Walker's career could very well end in a prison cell, just like Blago's career ended in Illinois.

Democrats, Republicans, and Libertarians

OK, here is the deal. Republicans are like your pissed-off father when you were a kid. You better do what he tells you or you get an ass kicking. Democrats are like your doting mommy. Eat your vegetables or there will be consequences. Why? "Because I love you", she says. But you still gotta eat the damn vegetables, whether or not you want to. But Libertarians? Yea, that's the ticket. You can eat whatever the hell you want, stay out late at night, and even get drunk or stoned every day. Mommy and daddy says that's OK, as long as you don't screw over anybody else while doing it. Therefore, you don't have to eat your vegetables, and you don't get your ass kicked either. Of course, many homes have a Democrat mommy and a Republican daddy, and they are always telling you that the other one is wrong, and each wants your endorsement. What will it be? An ass kicking every day, or eating broccoli that you hate every day? And, to make matters worse, mommy and daddy even call each other bitch and son of a bitch, and make up shit about each other that they tell you. That's OK too. That's politics. And that is why I, more often than not, vote Libertarian. Thank you. LOL.

War, war, and more war

Let's see now, how many wars do we have going? We've got Iraq, Afganistan, the war on coal, the war on clean energy, the war on drugs, the war on women, the war on Christianity, the war on workers, the war on Christmas, the war on civil rights, the war on drilling, the war on Conservatism, the war on Liberalism, the war on consumers, the war on banksters, the war on the poor, the war on the rich, the war on the Tea Party, the war on Occupy Wall Street, the war on hunger, the war on drunk drivers, the war on fat people, the war on teenage loose women, the war on stupid TV programming, and a lot of other faux wars going on. Amidst all the reporting on all these wars (and many others), they left one war out, which is...... drum roll, please.....

....The war on common sense, which was started by Washington politicians of both parties many years ago. Damn, the Liberals like to complain about perpetual war, but they seem to have missed this one. What's up with that shit?

NOTE: This rant is part of my war on bullshit!! Thanx for listening, and if you didn't listen, or if you disagree with me, then damn it, let's go have a fucking war. I figure that if we can't beat all those warmongering assholes, then we might as well fucking join them. LOL.

A statement to apathetic Americans

http://www.americanselect.org/news/5-2012/release

Americans Elect has decided not to field a candidate this year, the reason being that there was a lack of interest. So I have my own statement to make to Americans. If Obama is reelected, or if Romney beats him and is elected, and you happen to be one of the ones who didn't vote for either, don't bitch about government being fucked up. Obama and Romney are not the problem. YOU ARE!! When you don't give a shit long enough to turn off Dancing with the Stars and get your flabby ass off the couch just long enough to vote or otherwise participate, then you deserve the government you end up getting. Stop whining about your government. By your inaction YOU helped to create it, so just shut your fucking mouth. I don't want to hear it. Just live with what you helped to create, and may God have mercy on your pathetic soul.

/rant

Breaking News from North Carolina

June 20, 2028
Raleigh, NC (APLOL) - Today, in a surprise announcement, North Carolina put repeal of the Masturbation Ban Amendment on the ballot. For 12 years, this amendment to North Carolina's Constitution, which equates masturbation with serial killing, and provides the death penalty to those who masturbate, has been the center of a protracted war between Democrats and Republicans in that state. Neither the Democratic nor the Republican presidential candidate had any comment to make on this announcement, as neither feels that North Carolina's 3 electoral votes are worth going after.

The Ted Nugent and Secret Service Show

Want to know what's interesting? The Secret Service wants to investigate Ted Nugent for making a veiled threat to assassinate the president. Yeah, I saw the video he made, and even went over it with a fine-toothed comb several times.  I couldn't see the threat anywhere.  Someone please help me.  Where is it?  Again, I just don't see it.

But let's take a look at our buddies at the Secret Service, who are protecting America, and have dedicated  their lives to..... Fucking?  Seems that the Secret Service is in a bit of a spotlight of it's own, since a few of their own people are in trouble for getting it on with prostitutes during President Obama's visit to Columbia.  I know, the Secret Service is only doing it's job, and you can be sure that, should any issue arise, besides what's in their pants, they are ready and willing to sacrifice their lives by throwing themselves on top of the hookers they are escorting.  Damn, America should feel safer already..... Maybe not.  I hope those agents are wearing condoms.

Could it be that the Secret Service listened to Nugent's song "Wang Dang Sweet Poontang" too many times and are now having auditory hallucinations induced by "Cat Scratch Fever"?

OK, Folks, Let's Rub Our Bishops

For a while, Republicans have been backing the Catholic Church's decrees on who pays for contraception, while Democrats have been telling the Catholic Church to keep out of it. Guess what is happening now? The Catholic Church is telling Congress to leave food stamps and other aid to poor people alone. As on cue, Republicans and Democrats have traded places, with Liberals backing the Catholic Church and Conservatives telling the Church to butt out.

OK, what's up with that? I thought Jesus didn't represent Liberals, Conservatives, Democrats, or Republicans. But, depending on the issue, the Catholic Church is both an angel and a demon to each and every political animal in the United States. One moment, Republicans praise the Catholic Church while Democrats demonize it, and the next moment, Republicans have some not very nice things to say about the Church, while Democrats think the Church is the greatest thing since sliced bread.  It just goes to further my own belief that politics is nothing more than various collections of political interests disguised as ideologies, and that the use of the Catholic Church as a pawn in various agendas amounts to no more than mental masturbation......

Hang on a minute, I think the Catholic Church is about to make another statement. 3 - 2 - 1.....

OK, folks, time to whip it out and, once more, rub your bishop.