Want to know what's interesting? The Secret Service wants to investigate Ted Nugent for making a veiled threat to assassinate the president. Yeah, I saw the video he made, and even went over it with a fine-toothed comb several times. I couldn't see the threat anywhere. Someone please help me. Where is it? Again, I just don't see it.
But let's take a look at our buddies at the Secret Service, who are protecting America, and have dedicated their lives to..... Fucking? Seems that the Secret Service is in a bit of a spotlight of it's own, since a few of their own people are in trouble for getting it on with prostitutes during President Obama's visit to Columbia. I know, the Secret Service is only doing it's job, and you can be sure that, should any issue arise, besides what's in their pants, they are ready and willing to sacrifice their lives by throwing themselves on top of the hookers they are escorting. Damn, America should feel safer already..... Maybe not. I hope those agents are wearing condoms.
Could it be that the Secret Service listened to Nugent's song "Wang Dang Sweet Poontang" too many times and are now having auditory hallucinations induced by "Cat Scratch Fever"?
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