Evidence for Intelligent Design?

As the creationist agenda has been stymied in the courts, which have ruled that it's teaching amounts to promoting religion in government (a violation of the separation of church and state), they have turned to another strategy in order to inject religion into the teaching of science in the classroom. They call it Intelligent Design. It is still creationism, but worded differently in an attempt to circumvent court rulings against it. It still teaches that our universe did not evolve, but that a higher power created it all. From Albert Einstein to Steven Hawking, scientists have been attempting to put together a "theory of everything", over a period that spans almost 100 years. yet, in what seems like a fortnight, the creators of Intelligent Design have come up with all the answers, or so they tell us.

There is quite an irony here, because there is a possible case to be made for intelligent design. According to the theory of the Holographic Universe, of which there is at least one mathematical construct for, everything that we know, see, and are, is nothing more than a projection. According to this theory, a prediction was made that there would be found in the universe a graininess, or pixellation of sorts. Last year, that graininess in the universe was found. This give rise to the possibility that this universe is a simulation. Still, it's only a theory, and it is not proven, but it is a possibility.

Now comes the irony. The people in the political think tank that came up with the idea of Intelligent Design are just too dumb to understand string theory and tensors, which is what is required to attain only a very elementary understanding of the theory of the holographic universe, let alone the mechanics of how it works.

Out of the mouths of idiots sometimes comes wisdom. As Jesus said, forgive them Father, for they know not what they do.

Punked by a damn script kiddie

I have been heavily into computers since the mid 1970's.  I know more than a dozen languages, can write Windoze programs, and hell, I even created my own compiler once.  I have built my own computers.  When it comes to computers, I am pretty fucking smart.  So smart that I opened up a facebook app yesterday (The one that purports to have a picture of dead bin Laden).  As soon as it was running, I knew something was wrong, so pulled the plug on my computer - Literally, I pulled the plug out of the wall.  But too late for some of my friends who had this app spammed to their facebook walls.

So here is the deal.  DanaRhea, a very smart computer guy, just got punked by some fucking pimply-faced high school script kiddie, who probably made tons of money off of dumb asses who gave him his pay per clicks by being dumb asses.  Did I just call myself a dumb ass?  You betcha.  I am a dumb ass.

**DanaRhea bends over**

OK, folks, start kicking.  I deserve this, and I bet a few of my facebook friends are really going to enjoy this too. LOL.

Say it ain't so, Republicans

Bill Pocan - father of state Rep. Mark Pocan - may have died long ago. But that doesn't mean he can't sign the recall petition against state Sen. Bob Wirch of Kenosha. Just check page 362 of the Wirch recall petition, and you will find  the signature and address for Bill Pocan, also the father of Milwaukee  County Judge William Pocan. The petition says Bill Pocan penned his support of the recall effort on March 3.

The guy has been dead for 20 years, but his signature showed up March 3, on a petition to recall Wisconsin Democratic Senator Bob Wirsch. But, according to some people in the Republican Party, it is Democrats that sign up dead people.  but here, a Republican has been caught with his pants down, doing the same thing..Say it ain't so.  What gives? 

OK, so the GOP has committed voter fraud.  What do we do now?  Let's have a law that forces every Republican in Wisconsin to provide his long form birth certificate, driver's license, his mother's driver's license (to prove that he is an American citizen), proof of who he voted for in the last election, proof that he lives in the county he is voting in, and proof that he holds a job in that same county........ What?  How dare you accuse me of attempted voter suppression?  I, just like every other American, want to make sure that someone from Kenya doesn't sneak in and vote illegally, thus tipping the balance of our electoral process to the wrong guy. I call this the Fairness in Voting Act, and it needs to be enacted ASAP, before the integrity of our election process is blown to bits, and we end up a Socialist nation headed to hell in a handbasket.

Note to those who don't recognize that the last paragraph is tongue in cheek - God help you.

Leave me alone - All I want is a damn phone

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Yesterday a salesman attempts to push a cell phone plan on me that includes unlimited texting, internet, and a few other bells and whistles.  The problem is that I am really, really old school. I am about as old school as they come.  I don't know how to text, and don't want to learn, and I get pissed off when people keep trying to push all this new crap on me. Yet, at least 2 or 3 times a month, some salesman attempts to sell me shit that I will never use.  They never stop calling me.

So here's the deal. I don't want a phone that I can type on. I don't want a phone that I can browse the internet with. I don't want a phone that I can watch a movie on. I don't want a phone that can massage my balls. All I want is a damn phone. Period. The next salesman who attempts to push a blackberry on me is going to get a raspberry back, and maybe a kick in the nuts to go along with it.  Thank you, fuck you, and no thank you!
 
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Did Donald Trump just royally punk the birthers?

Today, President Obama released the "long form" of his birth certificate, just about a week after Donald Trump rallied the birthers, claiming that Obama couldn't prove his citizenship.  Did Donald Trump stick his foot in his mouth over the birth certificate business, or was their something else at work here?  I say that something else was at work here, namely a masterful plan to make the birthers look like the idiots they are.  Mission accomplished.  Here are the facts, as anybody with the IQ of a bag of hammers would see them:

1) Obama already released his certificate 2 years ago.

2) The certificate he released was the legal one that the state of Hawaii releases.

3) The validity of this certificate was confirmed by a Republican clerk, and also by a Republican governor, Linda Lingle.

4) The birthers, in their batshit insanity, claimed it wasn't enough.  Obama was still a Kenyan, according to them.  They even filed lawsuits, one which was thrown out by the Supreme Court, in a session, during which, I assume, the justices laughed until they puked.

5) Enter Donald Trump, who played the birther card, and demanded Obama's birth certificate.

6) But who is Donald Trump? He claims to be a Republican, but has called George Bush the worst president in history, and in February of this year, made a campaign donation to Rahm Emmanuel, the man who gets most of the credit for getting Obama elected.  Trump is as much of a Republican as Barack Obama is.  A reasonable person can see that Trump was not sincere in asking for Obama's birth certificate. He wanted to punk the birthers. You don't think that Obama's release of the long form, just a week or 2 after Trump demands it, looks at least a little suspicious? If not, then you have absolutely no critical thinking skills whatsoever.

7) The birthers rally behind The Donald, and ramp up the birther nonsense to an unprecedented level.

8) Bam - At a time that has never been more opportune, Obama suddenly, from nowhere, pulls out the long form of his birth certicate, which makes the same conclusion that his certified copy of birth, ALSO A LEGAL DOCUMENT, makes. Obama also smiles, while calling the birthers silly.

9) The birthers have enough egg on their faces now to cook omelets for every American citizen, not to mention at least half the world.

10) Want to here the most hilarious part of all this?  The birthers claim victory. Sure thing, guys, and Hitler won World War II. And Russia won the space race. And France has never surrendered. LOL.

BONUS TOP 10.....

11) The sky is green, according to the Birther Bible. LOL.

Slavery is Freedom?

The Equal Employment Opportunity Commission has sued a California-based labor contractor, Global Horizons Inc., and farms in Washington and Hawaii, claiming they discriminated against more than 200 Thai workers in what the authorities called the largest human trafficking case in the nation’s agriculture industry. Global Horizons confiscated the workers’ passports and threatened to deport them if they complained about conditions, commission officials said. Named in the suit were the Captain Cook Coffee Company, Del Monte Fresh Produce, the Kauai Coffee Company, Kelena Farms Inc., MacFarms of Hawaii and the Maui Pineapple Company, all in Hawaii, and Valley Fruit Orchards and Green Acre Farms of Washington. The commission also filed a lawsuit in Mississippi against the marine services company Signal International claiming that 500 Indian workers faced discrimination and substandard living conditions in Mississippi and Texas.

For those who say that slavery is a thing of the past, and no longer exists, I submit this entry as exhibit "A".

For those who say that business need not be regulated at all, I submit this entry as exhibit "A".

For those asking why we still need unions, I submit this entry as exhibit "A".

For those who believe that corporations have the right to be considered as "people" under the law, I submit this entry as exhibit "A". There is nothing human in nature about this. It is about as inhuman as it gets.

For those who believe that ONLY market solutions are the correct ones, I submit this entry as exhibit "A". Here is a market solution. Do you like what you see?

For those who believe there need be no laws which cripple corporate productivity, I submit this entry as exhibit "A".

Finally, for those wondering why, from this day on, I will never again buy a Del Monte product, I submit this entry as exhibit "A".

Sarah Palin and Donald Trump - Show us your panties!!

Donald Trump and Sarah Palin are not from Earth, but from a planet called Headbanger, in a galaxy far, far away.  On planet Headbanger, there are no sexes.  So when it comes to underwear, there is no distinction.  In fact, on planet Headbanger, nobody wears panties.

Donald Trump and Sarah Palin need to prove that they are natural born humans by showing us their panties, but as of now, they have not done so.  Yea, Sarah Palin has shown us pictures of her in bathing suits, but that's not panties.  Bathing suits are panty forgeries.  And Donald Trump?  He has never had any comment on the issue, and has never in his life been able to document that he has EVER worn panties (although I suspect that he has, on occasion).  That makes him an alien, and illegal, therefore an illegal alien.

So to Donald Trump and Sarah Palin, I say this - Unless you show us your panties, you will never be qualified to be president.  After all, who wants aliens from outer space at the helm of our government?  Besides, that's unconstitutional.  And unless you two show us your panties, we will have to do what we do to all aliens who come here without showing their panties - Send you back to Mexico.

Yea, I know, I know, this post is batshit insane, but so are Trump and Palin.  Like they say, if the panties fit......