Donald Trump and Sarah Palin are not from Earth, but from a planet called Headbanger, in a galaxy far, far away. On planet Headbanger, there are no sexes. So when it comes to underwear, there is no distinction. In fact, on planet Headbanger, nobody wears panties.
Donald Trump and Sarah Palin need to prove that they are natural born humans by showing us their panties, but as of now, they have not done so. Yea, Sarah Palin has shown us pictures of her in bathing suits, but that's not panties. Bathing suits are panty forgeries. And Donald Trump? He has never had any comment on the issue, and has never in his life been able to document that he has EVER worn panties (although I suspect that he has, on occasion). That makes him an alien, and illegal, therefore an illegal alien.
So to Donald Trump and Sarah Palin, I say this - Unless you show us your panties, you will never be qualified to be president. After all, who wants aliens from outer space at the helm of our government? Besides, that's unconstitutional. And unless you two show us your panties, we will have to do what we do to all aliens who come here without showing their panties - Send you back to Mexico.
Yea, I know, I know, this post is batshit insane, but so are Trump and Palin. Like they say, if the panties fit......
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