The Ted Nugent and Secret Service Show

Want to know what's interesting? The Secret Service wants to investigate Ted Nugent for making a veiled threat to assassinate the president. Yeah, I saw the video he made, and even went over it with a fine-toothed comb several times.  I couldn't see the threat anywhere.  Someone please help me.  Where is it?  Again, I just don't see it.

But let's take a look at our buddies at the Secret Service, who are protecting America, and have dedicated  their lives to..... Fucking?  Seems that the Secret Service is in a bit of a spotlight of it's own, since a few of their own people are in trouble for getting it on with prostitutes during President Obama's visit to Columbia.  I know, the Secret Service is only doing it's job, and you can be sure that, should any issue arise, besides what's in their pants, they are ready and willing to sacrifice their lives by throwing themselves on top of the hookers they are escorting.  Damn, America should feel safer already..... Maybe not.  I hope those agents are wearing condoms.

Could it be that the Secret Service listened to Nugent's song "Wang Dang Sweet Poontang" too many times and are now having auditory hallucinations induced by "Cat Scratch Fever"?

OK, Folks, Let's Rub Our Bishops

For a while, Republicans have been backing the Catholic Church's decrees on who pays for contraception, while Democrats have been telling the Catholic Church to keep out of it. Guess what is happening now? The Catholic Church is telling Congress to leave food stamps and other aid to poor people alone. As on cue, Republicans and Democrats have traded places, with Liberals backing the Catholic Church and Conservatives telling the Church to butt out.

OK, what's up with that? I thought Jesus didn't represent Liberals, Conservatives, Democrats, or Republicans. But, depending on the issue, the Catholic Church is both an angel and a demon to each and every political animal in the United States. One moment, Republicans praise the Catholic Church while Democrats demonize it, and the next moment, Republicans have some not very nice things to say about the Church, while Democrats think the Church is the greatest thing since sliced bread.  It just goes to further my own belief that politics is nothing more than various collections of political interests disguised as ideologies, and that the use of the Catholic Church as a pawn in various agendas amounts to no more than mental masturbation......

Hang on a minute, I think the Catholic Church is about to make another statement. 3 - 2 - 1.....

OK, folks, time to whip it out and, once more, rub your bishop.